5 Signs That You Are in A Really, Really, REALLY Bad Hotel Room You know you've booked a terrible Apartments when you walk in and find the following 1. A Light Switch That Controls Both The Fan And the Light Bulb Behold this grand moment of decision: you must either keep the fan blowing or suffer in moist darkness! 2. The 'Bucket of Water' That Used to Be a Bucket of Paint. 9 out of 10 times, it is called 'Texcoat.' 3. Condoms Everywhere. On the bed. On the night-stand. In the wardrobe. In the bathroom. EVERYWHERE .Both used and unused!. 4. Beds That Look like THIS! Oh look - there are condoms on the table. 5. Cockroaches that look like they own the room and you're inconveniencing them.